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A Heretic's Guide to Nothing
The wind woke me early, its haunting hymn howling in the predawn darkness. I’m staying in the purple house on the mountain, enjoying the...
carrieklees
Mar 233 min read
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More On The Floor
Here’s a short and sweet 5-10 minute pelvic floor yoga practice, to acquaint you with the pelvic floor muscles. For more thoughts on this...
carrieklees
Mar 95 min read
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She Is What She is
Sometimes I hate myself. To put it more accurately, there are things about my personality that make me cringe, blush, regret. I talk too...
carrieklees
Feb 153 min read
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The Bottom Line: the Pelvic Floor
I’m obsessed with the pelvic floor. To clarify for obvious reasons, I’m obsessed with studying the pelvic floor. This is my...
carrieklees
Jan 193 min read
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Cleaning Out My Closet
I was cleaning my closet—the most dreaded, never-fully-accomplished chore. I faced the thing I’ve been avoiding: the bags of my writing....
carrieklees
Jan 123 min read
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Manifest Destiny
As I lay in bed staring at a video, I realized it had just turned midnight and 2025 was here. I turned off the computer, hopped out of...
carrieklees
Jan 53 min read
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Nervous Wrecks
We are a bundle of nerves and thank goodness for it. Without the nervous system, we wouldn’t be able to move, think, feel, taste,...
carrieklees
Dec 8, 20243 min read
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Post-Election Wrap-Up
Or "Another One About Fear" “Fear is a reaction, courage is a choice,” said Winston Churchill, as read by me on the back of someone’s tee...
carrieklees
Nov 10, 20243 min read
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Back to the Cult
We all function in a culture of our own, formed by fate, timing, luck, accident, and environment. But we land here, after...
carrieklees
Nov 2, 20243 min read
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Shoulding On Myself
Sometimes it seems like I’m haunted by my inspiration. Nagging thoughts of “I need to do more of _____ “ (fill in the blank: healthy...
carrieklees
Oct 26, 20242 min read
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Thought Control
During meditation, I’m often impressed by the stamina of my attention deficit, and the power of my unruly thoughts. Many minutes can pass...
carrieklees
Sep 29, 20242 min read
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Wise Guys
It’s been said, “Your body doesn’t bring you to yoga. Yoga brings you to your body.” In the same way, yoga brings us to our minds...
carrieklees
Sep 21, 20242 min read
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Reality is My Religion
Reality tells me: I came into this world naked and alone, and that's how I'll leave it. Death is certain. The only time is now. Wisdom...
carrieklees
Jul 28, 20241 min read
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Dirty Thoughts
Had some deep thoughts about cleanliness while dry mopping the floor. It’s important to me to regularly dry mop the floors, because A)...
carrieklees
Jul 21, 20242 min read
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Something From Nothing
The state of nothingness is promoted by many spiritual practices. Buddhists call it Nirvana, Hindus/Yogis call it Samadhi. Some would...
carrieklees
May 27, 20243 min read
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Peek-A-Boo
I see you. At the end of each yoga class, the teacher bows with prayer hands and says "Namaste" to the students. Then the students bow...
carrieklees
May 25, 20243 min read
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Sexy on the Beach
I was feeling sexy on the beach. It’s a highly sensual place, after all. The bright sun and warm caressing breezes vitalize a nearly...
carrieklees
May 12, 20243 min read
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Above All Things
Guard your heart, for everything you do flows from it. (Proverbs 4:23). This one's about discipline. A good friend of mine is intent on...
carrieklees
Apr 21, 20243 min read
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I'd Like To Speak To Whoever Is In Charge
In the quiet, pristine mountains of Virginia one sunny day, I prepared for yoga. I stepped onto the deck in happy anticipation, until a...
carrieklees
Apr 14, 20242 min read
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Guilty Pleasure Confession
Conspiracy Theories, and The People Who Love Them. I confess I am a Reddit voyeur. The Conspiracy sub-reddit is one of my favorites....
carrieklees
Mar 10, 20242 min read
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